BOARD OF MORALITY

RESHAPING SOCIAL AND CULTURAL PARADIGMS

MORAL MEDIA.
A STRONGER AMERICA.

Welcome to the Board of Morality, an organization dedicated to the moral, inclusive, and responsible monitoring of today’s social media, entertainment, and artistic expressions in the United States.  Created by Christopher, America’s number one citizen, this grand vision to reshape social and cultural paradigms is just the first step in dismantling our antiquated regulatory infrastructure and replacing it with a new, enlightened, and socially aware system that will promote peace and harmony within our great nation.

ABOUT US

With over a million members nationwide, the Board of Morality program is growing at an exponential rate. We humbly brag that members from all walks of life and economic backgrounds have joined our cause to liberate America’s entertainment oligarchy, including teachers, law enforcement professionals, government officials, and of course many well-known celebrities.  In the last few years, our petitions have reached the ears of some of our government’s most influential legislators, and we are well on track to fulfill our common goal of completely replacing the FCC by 2029. Come join the fight!

OUR FOUNDER

Known only as Christopher, our founder is one of the smartest and most charismatic influencers to enter the modern world stage. Thanks to Christopher’s incredibly humble attitude and demand for personal privacy, not much is known about his early years. However, what we do know is that in the last few decades, Christopher has risen to become one of the most powerful entertainment industry moguls in America today. And Christopher’s incredible innovations don’t stop there. Recently, Christopher was revealed as being one of the creators of “ASK ALICE”, a revolutionary A.I. App so powerful, rumors have it that certain communities have already begun to worship it.

COMMUNITY OUTREACH

Our organization was founded in Hollywood, CA, and is still the base of operations for one of the biggest outreach programs in California – and soon the nation. We are proud to boast that our Board-approved wellness centers have served hundreds of thousands of happy citizens. Thanks to our homeless rehabilitation programs, the Board has housed, fed, and employed thousands of derelict citizens. The eggs of today will someday hatch into the prosperity of tomorrow.

AGENTS OF WELLNESS

Congruently, our Board of Morality wellness officers are currently stationed in almost every major production studio in California and abroad.  We can all sleep safely at night knowing that our agents are out there monitoring and regulating our precious media content for the safety and well-being of us all. As of right now, hundreds of studios locally and abroad have signed allegiance to the Board of Morality, with thousands soon to follow. Countless artists will all quickly be on their way to producing wholesome, educational, and uplifting content for the more civilized citizen.  It’s time to bask in the warm glow of healthy, wholesome, and mediated content.

JOIN US!

Our mission is simple, the entertainment industry is a cesspool of unregulated, immoral, insensitive, and offensive content.  Our culture cannot progress into a new enlightened state of being without first shedding the old skin of dogmatic cultural norms.  It’s time for a peaceful transfer of power, and soon the Board of Morality will have enough support to effect real change in our communities and abroad.

JOIN THE FIGHT

Currently, the Board of Morality has endorsements from several major organizations right here in Los Angeles, including the Los Angeles Private Police Department, the Private Fire Department of L.A. Committee, the Church of the Enlightened Being, the Los Angeles Society for Reptilian Rights, several teachers’ unions, and more.  The good guys have joined the fight; now you can too.  The Board of Morality is always looking for recruits, sponsors, agents, and promoters to help our cause. Contact us today if you are ready to help save the world.

OUR ENDORSEMENTS INCLUDE:

Los Angleles Private Police Department

Private Fire Deparment of L.A. Committee

Church of the Enlightened Being

Los Angleles Society for Reptillian Rights

Teachers’ Unions